Being Huge:: Being Fat:: Being the size of a small suv

If the title wasn’t enough of an indication, I’m not only pregnant, I’m pregnant with mutant sadistic HUGE children. Twins. I’m so fat I can’t breathe when I lay on my back. I think an alien is going to pop out of my stomach and call me its bitch.

One good note: I’ve avoided the dreaded stretch mark, and my boobs are huge.

Downside: So is my ass.

I’ve been confined to bedrest for the last month, which only means I harp and cry from the bedroom instead of being mobile. J’s been great and rubs lotion on my stomach whenever I make whimpering sounds and pant like a puppy. Sadistic man has to get a thrill out of me doing something insane for those scraps of attention.

And he is plotting to do evil things to my nipples once the babies stop needing them. Sick man.

Trouble with being the side of a house? No more bending me in half while he fucks me. <> I miss it, I swear to GOD, and will work my ass off immediately afterwards to make sure I can still do it.

I feel so fat.

At least my skin is great, my tits are big and he is inventive for getting me off even though, sadly, sex is a no no.

I’m so ready for these kids to hatch! Alien babies! Ackkk!!!
Save yourselves!