Vampires:Other Blood suckers I know:Knuckles

I find it compelling to push that last post down a notch lest his ego get the better of him. The past few days have been calm, short of a few moments of laughter as S relayed his latest stupidity. Sometimes it is nice to enjoy the missteps of others, but only when you aren’t in their shit with them. I wish you the best, but even J thinks you are a pig.

Hurray for progress! J’s knuckles no longer bleed when he walks!!!

J has another one of his late nights out, work, and thankfully this one only happens once a month. I love this house, but something girly simply curdles at every creak in the house. Even the keyboard sounds loud, you know?

I find sex blogging to be difficult because I am cringing every time I try to write something about mine because then, everyone I know, (ie, The boys) will be reading it. I can hear their lunch time conversation:

C: “Wow J, you really made her come last night.”
S: (high fives him)
other J: “You should teach a class.”
My J: “I know. You should have seen the mess she made on the sheets.”

Just thinking about it makes you cringe, right?

My girlfriends, they’d go masturbate in silence like any decent person does with erotica. Oh Alas!!! to have a little anonymity. I should go learn from the master.

Seeing as I’m not going to get laid this evening, and not going to be able to write about it just yet, even if I do…

I’ll just be bored and go read a book. I loooove Vampires.